Actually, this situation makes me think of Evil Dead: A Fistful of Boomstick more than Resident Evil. Ever play Fistful of Boomstick? For the PS2? Awesome game. Tons of fun. And only like $20. What more can you ask for from a video game than Bruce Campbell traveling through time Back to the Future style and killing hordes of undead creatures? I know that’s all I want in a video game.

Seriously, the game rocks, and I recommend everyone check it out. Go ahead, stop by your local video rental store or used video game store and pick up a copy. Go on, I insist. Really, go do it. NOW JACKASS! What’s that you say? You don’t own a PS2? You don’t even play video games? What the hell’s the matter with you? Everyone plays video games! If you don’t play video games, then you’re letting the terrorists win. Think about it.